Shakespeare Characters Saying 30 Rock quotes

the-full-shakespearience:

Macbeth: Your boos are not scaring me. I know most of you
are not ghosts.

 Friar Laurence: Science is my most favourite subject,
especially the Old Testament.

 Lady Macbeth: There’s only three things standing between you
and winning: your breasts, and wanting it bad enough.

 Ariel: I don’t think it’s fair for me to be on a jury
because I’m a hologram.

 Mercutio: Tell her you want to donate her body to science
and you’re science.

 Richard II: There is no problem in this world that can’t be
solved by throwing money at it.

 Henry V: When you’re handsome nobody ever tells you the
truth. For years I thought I spoke excellent French.

 Olivia: Listen up, fives. A ten is speaking.

 Timon: Goodbye forever, you factory reject dildos.