socialistexan:

whyyoustabbedme:

Because obviously you are either a criminal or a servant.  Those are the dichotomies.

This is 100% a common thing that happens. I’ve had people (usually white women) come up to me as a manager to “report employees” that are being “lazy” or “unhelpful” and 99 times out of 100 it is not an actual employee (we wear name tags for a reason) and nearly every time it is a black or latino customer.

I’ve gotten multiple complaints on service surveys that employees were speaking Spanish to each other on days when we had no spanish speaking employees.

ursasatyr:

theonlylivingboyinnewyork:

eatnsand:

setheverman:

tyleroakley:

oh my god

this. this is art.

Trust me. I’m a mom.

Why does this man dressed up as a woman remind me so much of Scarlett Johanson?

That’s Cole Escola from the show Difficult People where he played Matthew. He once dressed as a woman on the show and I thought the same thing, dead ringer for Scarlet Johanson.

https://www.tumblr.com/audio_file/merkinsofdespair/176302951291/tumblr_pcfyrwr29b1ssrxo3?plead=please-dont-download-this-or-our-lawyers-wont-let-us-host-audio
https://merkinsofdespair.tumblr.com/post/176302951291/audio_player_iframe/merkinsofdespair/tumblr_pcfyrwr29b1ssrxo3?audio_file=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fmerkinsofdespair%2F176302951291%2Ftumblr_pcfyrwr29b1ssrxo3

outofthecosmos:

there are legit theories as to why white pearl is damaged but i’m over here like–