New Steven Universe Theory you’ve never heard before
Greg will fuck both Blue and Yellow diamond and give Steven siblings
Do you take criticism on your posts op
I take criticism like the diamonds will take Greg’s thundercock
op im going to shatter you
Greg whispered the same thing to the diamonds before he slid in 😔😔😔
The worst thing about this is that OP isn’t wrong. That’s literally what Greg planned to do to stop the Diamonds. “Time to turn on the old Universe charm.” Greg has smashed diamonds before, and plans to do so again. He has had a taste of giant space rock women, and will accept nothing else.
There is literally one weapon in the entire setting which is confirmed to be able to take down a Diamond, and it is Greg’s penis.
I love this and I think it’s especially great when you know that on the show kitchen nightmares, where this is from, Gordon goes out of his way to establish a rapport with servers because they are the ones who have to deal with angry and upset customers when the food sucks. This server has been serving shit food to people who give her shit for it, probably for sub minimum wage, possibly for years, and now she has the chance to expose the people who put her in that position in front of a celebrity chef on national television and I think we can all share in her glee. She’s not just chaotic evil, she’s a working class hero.
Idk i always read this as an example of chaotic good, not chaotic evil. She’s doing the right thing for the right reasons while breaking established “rules” by her bosses.
