The Knottiness of Existence

theneolistickid:

Bats illuminated by lightning

That’s about as Halloween as it gets….

me once the ethanol, hydrogen peroxide, and polymers from the 18 tide pods i just ate finally start getting absorbed by my intestines and start attacking my central nervous system

thetomska:

justicewitch:

ameliaglitter:

I saw this and thought of @fleamontpotter.

OP HOW CAN YOU NOT ADD THE BEST PART OF THIS TWEET THREAD

huge if true

myrrhguy:

sandersstudies:

This is so

Unnecessary

how do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humour

great-tweets:

oof.

smallest-feeblest-boggart:

icamearound:

loloftheday:

If you think the headline is funny, read the article.

Wild till the last word!!!

that last fucking sentence

haunted-meatsack:

bewear-the-bear:

itskyalenotkyle:

theryanproject:

samthe-onion-nigga:

pearlmarley:

The bus drivers really stop this hard💀

home girl neck in the bottom right corner is done for 😭

FUCK, bro!! Im fuckin suing!!

^a WHOLE check

I watch someone different every time

Someone straight up hit the pole so hard they split into 2 people 😂

Omg @bewear-the-bear I didn’t even notice that at first. That’s too funny. I just laughed so hard in public.

saultboy:

mutantranger:

gar-dev-oir:

Alexa rub my prostate

you don’t need her… you need jesus

Jesus, rub my prostate.