sneakyfeets:

Shout out to that time my baby sister fell in love with my old Furby doll and without thinking it through my good-intentioned dad put batteries in it so the next time my sis picked up what had been a lifeless doll it suddenly opened its eyes and told her it wuved her thus earning the loudest scream my household has ever experienced

biomerge:

it’s just funny cuz the humans in x-men comics have committed multiple genoncides against mutants or at least tried, made a bunch of oppressive laws and professor x bald ass was still like “we need to show them we are peaceful” like sis. anyways magneto was right.