hey so the other day i saw some nail polish that saidĀ āformaldehyde freeā, and, like, just let me take a second to say that i didnāt know some nail polish had formaldehyde?Ā
but the point of this post is that it gave me an absolutely great idea to addĀ ā___ freeā on products that have never conceivably contained that thing in the first place.
ātry my new fruit snacks, theyāre 100% gravy free!ā it is, actually, a completely true statement. iām not lying by any means. but the sheer thought of what this message could possibly imply strikes instant fear into the heart of the consumer.
eating chips with chopsticks is unironically galaxy brain. your fingers donāt get greasy and it lasts for longer
Fork
Oh yeah Iām going to stab my crunchy foods and make them fall apart like an absolute absentminded dunce, fool, clown, jester, like a monstrous moron, an idiot of Shakespearean proportions, a cretin
Uhm you seem to forget that Ā«Ā chipsĀ Ā» can also mean fries ? And thats probably what they were talking about haha
i did not forget anything. i purposefully ignore the idea of using British vocabulary to do my part in helping it die out
The Knottiness of Existence 