glitterigabi:

unpretty:

i always thought of a king sized bed as being a bit bigger than a queen, but now that i have one, i can tell you that a king sized bed is an absurdity. i can sprawl out, and my husband can sprawl out, and the cat can sprawl out, and none of us are touching. i reach out in the night, and find only pillows and plush walruses. i reach further and eventually find his elbow. he rolls over the comforters to try and find me. “i have crossed oceans of bed to be with you,” he says. there is a vast expanse of bed untouched, unmapped, unexplored. the cat is still trying to sleep on my face.

This is the opposite of a creepypasta

sperciphecles:

granola-peasant:

inlesbianswithprincezuko:

debussylovesdepussy:

lindsaychrist:

nomnomnomnomzieaturcatz:

freddy-krueger:

christ marsha was such a raging bitch

how was this show successful 

this is from the brady bunch movie it was made 1995

I’m Carol Brady pouring the entire sugar container into her coffee

“I’ve never heard of a George Glass as our Sküle”

The diction in this scene is just so much

Was this the first meme of 2016 or 2017?

animationtips:

An EXCELLENT animation joke here!
Please note that all of this has been animated on 1’s(which is to say that each drawing is only being held for 1 frame), where most anime is animated on 3’s(each drawing held for 3 frames).
This makes the animation look especially fluid, but is extremely time consuming to do – even classic Disney cartoons tended to animate on 2’s as much as possible!

Also worth noting is the beautiful flow of S to C curves in the long hair – this is another thin that is often heavily simplified in anime.

What’s more, the entire shot is complicating the animation – the low angle with multiple head turns, the way the hand interacts with the hair, and the extreme foreshortening of the hand as it moves towards the camera.

Lovely animation combined with a wonderful awareness of the skills and pitfalls of the industry!

(This clip is sourced from an anime called Joshiraku, and the rest of it appears to be animated in a more traditional anime style)