New Steven Universe Theory you’ve never heard before
Greg will fuck both Blue and Yellow diamond and give Steven siblings
Do you take criticism on your posts op
I take criticism like the diamonds will take Greg’s thundercock
op im going to shatter you
Greg whispered the same thing to the diamonds before he slid in 😔😔😔
The worst thing about this is that OP isn’t wrong. That’s literally what Greg planned to do to stop the Diamonds. “Time to turn on the old Universe charm.” Greg has smashed diamonds before, and plans to do so again. He has had a taste of giant space rock women, and will accept nothing else.
There is literally one weapon in the entire setting which is confirmed to be able to take down a Diamond, and it is Greg’s penis.
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